Did we just become new best friends? Yep! Crash the Catalina Wine Mixer in style with these retro mesh shorts. Our Prestige Worldwide shorts are full of color and awesomeness.  

Features two layers of our buttery-soft, four-way stretch heavyweight retro mesh fabric, deep side pockets, and front drawstring.

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Rep the Mighty Ducks! Form the Flying V and grab these retro shorts before Coach Bombay starts conditioning drills. Knuckle Puck not included. 

Features two layers of our buttery-soft, four-way stretch heavyweight retro mesh fabric, deep side pockets, and front drawstring.

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Nukes and bananas.

Features two layers of our buttery-soft, four-way stretch heavyweight retro mesh fabric, deep side pockets, and front drawstring.

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Put some icing on that four-bagger.

Features two layers of our buttery-soft, four-way stretch heavyweight retro mesh fabric, deep side pockets, and front drawstring.

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'MERICA. Immortalize the United States' 4-3 victory over the USSR en route to a gold medal in the 1980 Olympics with this our premium mesh shorts.  

Features two layers of our buttery-soft, four-way stretch heavyweight retro mesh fabric, deep side pockets, and front drawstring.

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You’re excited? Feel these nipples! These Beers team shorts is a perfect, errrr, 'nipple' cover, by the way.

Features two layers of our buttery-soft, four-way stretch heavyweight retro mesh fabric, deep side pockets, and front drawstring.

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Make sure you have these premium mesh shorts before saying his name three times. These shorts are custom made-to-order.

Features:
-Features two layers of our butter-soft, four-way stretch retro mesh fabric.
-Front drawstring
-Side pockets
-Neon inks that glow under blacklight

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Chuck Norris himself gives the deciding thumbs up for these retro mesh shorts. Rest in peace, Patches. These shorts are custom made-to-order.

Features two layers of our buttery-soft, four-way stretch heavyweight retro mesh fabric, deep side pockets, and front drawstring. Average Joe's logo on the left leg.

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Everyone's favorite topping on your bottom.

Features two layers of our buttery-soft, four-way stretch heavyweight retro mesh fabric, deep side pockets, and front drawstring.

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Form the Flying V and grab these retro shorts before Coach Bombay starts conditioning drills. Knuckle Puck not included. Add your own name and number for free! 

Features two layers of our buttery-soft, four-way stretch heavyweight retro mesh fabric, deep side pockets, and front drawstring.

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When you get over the guy on the oatmeal box with the scary hat, pick up these shorts and rep Chuckie. These shorts are custom and made-to-order. 

Features two layers of our buttery-soft, four-way stretch heavyweight retro mesh fabric, deep side pockets, front drawstring, and Chuckie's Planet logo on left leg.

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Rep the greatest chicken in the American Southwest with your own Los Pollos Hermanos retro mesh shorts!

Features two layers of our buttery-soft, four-way stretch heavyweight retro mesh fabric, deep side pockets, and front drawstring.

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Coach Buttermaker cleaned pools in these Bad News Bears shorts. (Maybe). These shorts are custom made-to-order.

Features two layers of our buttery-soft, four-way stretch heavyweight retro mesh fabric, deep side pockets, and front drawstring. Average Joe's logo on the left leg.

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”Well, there’s nothing better than a fart. Except kids falling off bikes, maybe.” We guarantee that these Sudbury Bulldogs retro mesh shorts are better than a fart. But we'll leave the comparison to kids falling off bikes to you. Add your own name and number for free! These shorts are custom made-to-order.

Features
-Features two layers of our butter-soft, four-way stretch retro mesh fabric.
-Front drawstring
-Side pockets
-Sudbury Bulldogs logo on the left leg
-Customizable back name and number

Colors
Columbia blue, brown, and white

Long live the Pumpkin Queen with our premium Retro Mesh Shorts! These shorts are custom made-to-order.

Features:
-Features two layers of our butter-soft, four-way stretch retro mesh fabric.
-Front drawstring
-Side pockets
-Sally's iconic dress pattern

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Is it time to party? Oh yeah!

Features two layers of our buttery-soft, four-way stretch heavyweight retro mesh fabric, deep side pockets, and front drawstring.

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Rep Monstropolis with these premium 'fur' mesh shorts! These shorts are custom made-to-order.

Features:
-Features two layers of our butter-soft, four-way stretch retro mesh fabric.
-Front drawstring
-Side pockets
-Teal and purple 'Fur' pattern.

Colors:
Teal and purple

Rep the most iconic original three characters in animated picture history! These shorts are custom made-to-order.

These mesh shorts feature the iconic original three characters from their first appearance - Julius the Cat ('Alice's Spooky Adventure' - 1924), Oswald the Rabbit ('Trolley Troubles' - 1927), and Mickey Mouse ('Steamboat Willie' - 1928).

Features:
-Features two layers of our butter-soft, four-way stretch retro mesh fabric.
-Front drawstring
-Side pockets
-'Original 3' pattern

Colors:
Black and white

Attention Monsters! Stay connected to the human world with our Door Station shorts! These shorts are custom made-to-order.

Features:
-Features two layers of our butter-soft, four-way stretch retro mesh fabric.
-Front drawstring
-Side pockets
-All-over Door Station pattern

Colors:
Black base with multiple doors/colors.

Triton X Retro City introduce the Seamhead Collection, lifestyle baseball apparel designed by and made for baseball players and the game we love. 

'Freedom Pops' Shorts Details:
America's favorite popsicle on America's favorite butter-soft retro mesh shorts. Columbia blue, red, and white all-over, with deep side pockets and a drawstring waistband.

Triton X Retro City introduce the Seamhead Collection, lifestyle baseball apparel designed by and made for baseball players and the game we love.

Live life like a 3-0 count. Daddy Hacks only. Includes a "cotton candy" columbia/pink color gradient pattern, two layers of our buttery-soft, four-way stretch heavyweight retro mesh fabric, deep side pockets, and front drawstring.

Support your favorite pizza spot!  

Features two layers of our buttery-soft, four-way stretch heavyweight retro mesh fabric, deep side pockets, and front drawstring.

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Infinity and beyond never felt better than in our premium mesh shorts. Add your own name and number for free!  

Features two layers of our buttery-soft, four-way stretch heavyweight retro mesh fabric, deep side pockets, and front drawstring.

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These shorts are custom-made to order. Add your own name and number for free! Please check the 'Estimated Arrival' widget below the 'Add To Cart' button to check current turn times. 

Infinity and beyond never felt better than in our premium mesh shorts. These shorts are custom and made-to-order. 

Features two layers of our buttery-soft, four-way stretch heavyweight retro mesh fabric, deep side pockets, front drawstring, and an "all over" Space Rangers pattern.

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Rep Team Dinoco with these one-of-a-kind retro mesh shorts!  

Features two layers of our buttery-soft, four-way stretch heavyweight retro mesh fabric, deep side pockets, and front drawstring.

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Become a bellhop and get ready for your adventure in the service elevator with these one-of-a-kind retro mesh shorts!  

Features two layers of our buttery-soft, four-way stretch heavyweight retro mesh fabric, deep side pockets, and front drawstring.

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Take a stroll through the Cadillac Range in our premium heavyweight mesh shorts.

Features two layers of our buttery-soft, four-way stretch heavyweight retro mesh fabric, deep side pockets, and front drawstring.

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