Strike up the band and hit the ice in true polka style with the Kenosha Kickers Polka Kings of the Midwest Hockey Jersey — a joyful parody tribute to Gus Polinski’s legendary touring band from Home Alone.

Sporting a bold golden-yellow and maroon color scheme, the front features a large accordion crest emblazoned with “Gus Polinski’s Kenosha Kickers” and the iconic “Polka polka polka!” tagline. The lace-up collar adds classic hockey authenticity, while the inside neck print proudly chants POLKA POLKA POLKA!, making every wear feel like you’re about to hop in a van with John Candy.

Crafted from our premium, breathable NanoDri performance fabric, this jersey is perfect for concerts, holiday parties, pickup games, or your next polka-themed gathering.

Features:

• Free personalization - add your own name and number for free!
• Colors: Gold, Cardinal, White
• Available in Adult and Youth sizes
• Premium, moisture-wicking NanoDri performance fabric for all-day comfort on or off the ice
• Dual-reinforced stitching
• Vibrant sublimated graphics that won’t crack, fade or peel
• Double-layer elbows and shoulders for extra durability during gameplay
• Interior neck print: POLKA POLKA POLKA

Perfect For:

• Fans of Home Alone and Gus Polinski
• Holiday parties, themed events, and novelty hockey nights
• Anyone who wants to rep the true Polka Kings of the Midwest

Grab your clarinet, hop in the van, and hit the rink — the Kenosha Kickers Hockey Jersey brings big polka energy wherever it goes. 🎺🏒

*PLEASE CONSULT OUR SIZE CHART*
Since this jersey is custom-made to order, we do not offer size exchanges if your jersey is made correctly according to our size chart.

Step up to the plate like it’s Friday the 13th with the Camp Crystal Lake Slashers Baseball Jersey — a wickedly stylish parody tribute to the legendary masked menace himself, Jason Voorhees. Designed for horror fans who love a little blood-splatter flair with their ballgame, this jersey blends classic pinstripe baseball aesthetics with slasher-movie attitude.

The front features a bold “Camp Crystal Lake” script slashed across the chest by a stylized machete graphic. The black-and-red vertical pinstripes drip with subtle splatter accents, giving the jersey a gritty, cinematic edge.

Crafted from lightweight, breathable NanoDri performance fabric, this button-up jersey is perfect for casual wear, conventions, horror marathons, or your next pickup game in the woods (just don’t split up).

Features:

• Free personalization - add your own name and number for free!
• Colors: Black, Red, White
• Available in Adult, Youth, and Toddler sizes
• Athletic comfort fit meant to be worn tucked or untucked
• Easy maintenance (machine wash cold and tumble dry)
• Premium, moisture-wicking NanoDri performance fabric for all-day comfort
• Button-up front with classic baseball jersey styling
• Bold, crisp sublimated graphics that will never crack or fade
• Crisp red sleeve trim and horror-inspired details throughout

Perfect For:

• Horror fans and Friday-the-13th enthusiasts
• Conventions, Halloween games, and standout streetwear
• Anyone who wants a jersey with killer personality

Bring your A-game — the Camp Crystal Lake Slashers Baseball Jersey is a cut above the rest. 🩸⚾

Gear up for a night game you’ll never forget with the Camp Crystal Lake Slashers Hockey Jersey — a bold, high-energy parody tribute to the ultimate horror icon. This jersey features a cartoon-style take on the masked slasher himself, charging forward with a blood-streaked machete in hand, ready to carve up the competition in true Camp Crystal Lake fashion.

The design explodes with action: Jason’s exploding pose, splashes of blood, and cracked-ice beneath his skates create a dynamic, comic-book-meets-slasher vibe. A striking black-white-red palette dominates the jersey, complemented by sleeve stripes and the number 13 for an extra dose of bad-luck energy. Inside the collar, “Crystal Lake” adds an authentic finishing touch for fans who know exactly where the terror began.

Made from our tough, breathable NanoDri performance fabric, this jersey is perfect for hockey players, horror fans, and anyone who likes their sports gear with a little… edge.

Features:

• Free personalization - add your own name and number for free!
• Colors: Black, Red, Charcoal, White
• Premium, moisture-wicking NanoDri performance fabric for all-day comfort on or off the ice
• V-neck collar with reinforced stitching
• Vibrant sublimated graphics that won’t fade or peel
• Double-layer elbows and shoulders for extra durability during gameplay
• “Crystal Lake” inner collar detail for extra fan flair
• Official “Retro City” tag inside collar for an authentic vintage feel

Perfect For:

• Fans of classic horror and Friday-the-13th-inspired parody
• Halloween hockey games, conventions, or standout streetwear
• Collectors of unique, pop-culture-themed jerseys

Rock the rink like a legend of the lake — the Camp Crystal Lake Slashers Hockey Jersey is pure killer style. 🩸🏒

PREMIUM QUALITY GUARANTEE - Produced by Triton, an athletic uniform manufacturer since 2008, our jerseys are designed for the rigors of competition. Because of this, you will find our quality to be far superior to jerseys found elsewhere from those who are not in the athletic manufacturing space.

Learn more about the sublimation decoration process and our NanoDri performance fabric here:
https://retrocitythreads.com/pages/fabric-and-jersey-decoration

*PLEASE CONSULT OUR SIZE CHART*
Since this jersey is custom-made to order, we do not offer size exchanges if your jersey is made correctly according to our size chart.

Suit up for justice (and maybe a little chaos) with the Knights of the Night Hockey Jersey — inspired by Dwight's hilariously intense vigilante club. Whether you’re patrolling Scranton or just patrolling the rink, this jersey lets you represent Dunder Mifflin’s most self-serious hero squad in bold style.

Featuring a striking black-and-red design, the jersey showcases the Knights of the Night emblem — a minimalist knight helmet encircled by the team’s name. The subtle “C” on the chest marks you as captain of your own crusade, while the inside collar proudly declares, “We Are Unarmed,” a true nod to Dwight's legendary quote.

Made from premium, breathable NanoDri fabric, it’s perfect for both game days and casual cosplay. The lace-up neck and athletic striping give it an authentic hockey look with a tongue-in-cheek twist that any Office fan will appreciate.

Features:

• Free personalization - add your own name and number for free!
• Colors: Black and red
• Premium, moisture-wicking NanoDri performance fabric built for comfort and durability
• Crisp sublimated design that won't fade or peel
• Authentic, Lace-up collar
• Reinforced, double-panel elbow and mesh ventilation zones
• Double-layer elbows and shoulders for extra durability during gameplay
• “We Are Unarmed” neck tag for authentic Knights of the Night flair
• Official “Retro City” tag inside collar for an authentic vintage feel

Perfect For:
>Fans of The Office and Dwight’s unforgettable alter egos
>Cosplay, themed hockey nights, or rewatch marathons
>Anyone who fights crime… responsibly… and after work hours

Defend Scranton’s streets — or just your team’s goal — with the Knights of the Night Hockey Jersey. Justice has never looked this good. 🛡️🏒

PREMIUM QUALITY GUARANTEE - Produced by Triton, an athletic uniform manufacturer since 2008, our jerseys are designed for the rigors of competition. Because of this, you will find our quality to be far superior to jerseys found elsewhere from those who are not in the athletic manufacturing space.

Learn more about the sublimation decoration process and our NanoDri performance fabric here:
https://retrocitythreads.com/pages/fabric-and-jersey-decoration

*PLEASE CONSULT OUR SIZE CHART*
Since this jersey is custom-made to order, we do not offer size exchanges if your jersey is made correctly according to our size chart.

Step onto the ice (or into the shadows) with the Camp Crystal Lake Slashers Hockey Jersey — a killer blend of retro horror and classic hockey style. This parody team jersey pays tribute to the legendary slasher himself, Jason Voorhees, reimagined as the menacing mascot for the most fearsome team never to make it out of the woods.

• Features:
• Free personalization - add your own name and number for free!
• Colors: Black, Red, Charcoal, Silver
• Premium, moisture-wicking NanoDri performance fabric for all-day comfort on or off the ice
• V-neck collar with reinforced stitching
• Vibrant sublimated graphics that won’t fade or peel
• Double-layer elbows and shoulders for extra durability during gameplay
• Official “Retro City” tag inside collar for an authentic vintage feel

Perfect For:
>Horror fans, Friday the 13th enthusiasts, and hockey lovers alike
>Halloween games, cosplay events, or just repping your favorite fictional team
>Collectors of limited-edition parody sports gear

Whether you’re scoring goals or stalking cabins, the Camp Crystal Lake Slashers jersey lets everyone know — you play for keeps. 🩸🏒

Survive the ice and dominate the rink with the Hoth Wampas Hockey Jersey — the ultimate tribute to the galaxy’s most fearsome snow beast. Designed in crisp Arctic white and icy blue tones, this parody hockey team jersey brings the chilling power of the Wampa from the icy caverns of Hoth straight to your wardrobe.

Features:

• Free personalization - add your own name and number for free!
• Colors: Paradise Blue, Navy, White
• Premium, moisture-wicking NanoDri performance fabric built for comfort and durability
• Crisp sublimated design that won't fade or peel
• Authentic, Lace-up collar
• Reinforced, double-panel elbow and mesh ventilation zones
• Double-layer elbows and shoulders for extra durability during gameplay
• Official “Retro City” tag inside collar for an authentic vintage feel

Perfect For:
>Movie fans, hockey players, and collectors of parody sports gear
>Game nights, conventions, or showing off your icy allegiance
>Anyone who knows victory tastes best when it’s served cold

Whether you’re scoring goals or guarding your cave, the Wampas Hockey Jersey keeps you looking cool — no tauntaun required. 🧊🏒

Step up to the plate in our Stranger Swings Baseball Jersey, where retro nostalgia meets Upside Down energy. This bold, custom-made jersey features eerie red Demogorgon-inspired detailing over a dark, otherworldly design — perfect for fans who like their game nights a little strange. Swing away and let your style turn Hawkins upside down!

• Moisture-wicking, four-way stretch performance NanoDri Fabric
  
• Available in Adult, Youth, and Toddler sizes
  
• Breathable and Tagless
  
• Full-button placket
  
• Athletic comfort fit meant to be worn tucked or untucked
  
• Easy maintenance (machine wash cold and tumble dry)
  
• Colors: Black, Red, White
  
• Add your own name and number - custom personalization is free!

*If you do not specify a custom name and number in the boxes above, your jersey will not include a name and number.*

Our Derry Floaters Baseball Jersey combines small-town team spirit with sinister Pennywise flair — perfect for horror fans who like their drip a little deadly. Featuring bold “Derry Floaters” script and creepy-cool clown details, it’s game day meets doomsday in one killer fit.

• Moisture-wicking, four-way stretch performance NanoDri Fabric
  
• Available in Adult, Youth, and Toddler sizes
  
• Breathable and Tagless
  
• Full-button placket
  
• Athletic comfort fit meant to be worn tucked or untucked
  
• Easy maintenance (machine wash cold and tumble dry)
  
• Colors: Cream flannel pattern, Orange, Red, and Black
  
• Add your own name and number - custom personalization is free!

*If you do not specify a custom name and number in the boxes above, your jersey will not include a name and number.*

Bring the heat to every game with our Fire Nation Baseball Jersey. Featuring bold red and gold accents on a sleek black base, this custom-made jersey embodies power, precision, and passion. Whether you’re igniting the field or your streetwear fit, rule the diamond with Fire Nation pride.

• Moisture-wicking, four-way stretch performance NanoDri Fabric
• Available in Adult, Youth, and Toddler sizes
• Breathable and Tagless
• Full-button placket
• Athletic comfort fit meant to be worn tucked or untucked
• Easy maintenance (machine wash cold and tumble dry)
• Colors: Black, Gold, and Red
• Add your own name and number - custom personalization is free!

*If you do not specify a custom name and number in the boxes above, your jersey will not include a name and number.*

• Moisture-wicking, four-way stretch performance NanoDri Fabric
• Available in Adult, Youth, and Toddler sizes
• Breathable and Tagless
• V-neck collar
• Athletic comfort fit meant to be worn tucked or untucked
• Easy maintenance (machine wash cold and tumble dry)
• Colors: Navy, Royal, Columbia, and White
• Add your own name and number - custom personalization is free!

*If you do not specify a custom name and number in the boxes above, your jersey will not include a name and number.*

Stand your ground in style with our Bandits Baseball Jersey, inspired by the unshakable Earthbenders. With bold green tones and grounded design details, this custom-made jersey brings the strength and spirit of the Earth Kingdom to every game. Rock it with pride — because real Bandits don’t just play hard, they move mountains!

• Moisture-wicking, four-way stretch performance NanoDri Fabric
• Available in Adult, Youth, and Toddler sizes
• Breathable and Tagless
• V-neck collar
• Athletic comfort fit meant to be worn tucked or untucked
• Easy maintenance (machine wash cold and tumble dry)
• Colors: Cream, Forest Green, and Kelly Green
• Add your own name and number - custom personalization is free!

*If you do not specify a custom name and number in the boxes above, your jersey will not include a name and number.*

• Moisture-wicking, four-way stretch performance NanoDri Fabric
• Available in Adult, Youth, and Toddler sizes
• Breathable and Tagless
• Full-button placket
• Athletic comfort fit meant to be worn tucked or untucked
• Easy maintenance (machine wash cold and tumble dry)
• Colors: Gold, Burnt Orange, and Cream
• Add your own name and number - custom personalization is free!

*If you do not specify a custom name and number in the boxes above, your jersey will not include a name and number.*

Farming with Tegridy - till the fields (and the ice) with your new favorite hockey jersey. 

• Moisture-wicking, four-way stretch performance NanoDri Fabric
• Breathable
• Lace-up collar
• Tagless
• Athletic comfort fit meant to be worn tucked or untucked
• Easy maintenance (machine wash cold and tumble dry) 
• Colors: Cream base, forest-green text and logos

Free Personalization
Add your own custom name and number for free.

Rep your fandom with the ultimate Showgirl custom baseball jersey! This jersey is custom made-to-order.

• Moisture-wicking, four-way stretch performance NanoDri Fabric
• Available in Adult, Women's, Youth, and Toddler sizes
• Breathable and Tagless
• Full-button placket
  
• Athletic comfort fit meant to be worn tucked or untucked
• Easy maintenance (machine wash cold and tumble dry) 
• Colors: White and seafoam-green text and piping with all-over sparkle pattern

Free Personalization
Add your own name and number - custom personalization is free! 

*If you do not specify a custom name and number in the boxes above, your jersey will not include a name and number.*

Rep the Tombstone Tigers of Tombstone, Arizona, with this 1883 replica vintage baseball jersey.

• Moisture-wicking, four-way stretch performance NanoDri Fabric
• Sublimated print
• Breathable
• Full-button Polo collar
• Tagless
• Athletic comfort fit meant to be worn tucked or untucked
• Easy maintenance (machine wash cold and tumble dry) 
  
• Colors: Gray flannel base with black text

Free Personalization
Add your own number - custom personalization is free. 

*If you do not specify a custom name and number in the boxes above, your jersey will not include a name and number.*

Rep the Tokyo Kyojin Giants of Japan's Central League with this 1953 replica vintage baseball jersey.

• Moisture-wicking, four-way stretch performance NanoDri Fabric
• Sublimated print
• Breathable
• Full-button placket collar
• Tagless
• Athletic comfort fit meant to be worn tucked or untucked
• Easy maintenance (machine wash cold and tumble dry) 
  
• Colors: Cream base with orange and black text and piping

Free Personalization
Add your own number - custom personalization is free. 

*If you do not specify a custom name and number in the boxes above, your jersey will not include a name and number.*

Rep the Tampa Smokers of the Florida International League with this 1951 replica vintage baseball jersey.

• Moisture-wicking, four-way stretch performance NanoDri Fabric
• Sublimated print
• Breathable
• Full-button placket collar
• Tagless
• Athletic comfort fit meant to be worn tucked or untucked
• Easy maintenance (machine wash cold and tumble dry) 
  
• Colors: White base with red and black text and piping

Free Personalization
Add your own number - custom personalization is free. 

*If you do not specify a custom name and number in the boxes above, your jersey will not include a name and number.*

Rep the Francisco Seals of the Pacific Coast League with this 1938 replica vintage baseball jersey.

• Moisture-wicking, four-way stretch performance NanoDri Fabric
• Sublimated print
• Breathable
• Full-button Shibe placket collar
• Tagless
• Athletic comfort fit meant to be worn tucked or untucked
• Easy maintenance (machine wash cold and tumble dry) 
  
• Colors: Cream base orange and navy text and piping

Free Personalization
Add your own number - custom personalization is free. 

*If you do not specify a custom name and number in the boxes above, your jersey will not include a name and number.*

Rep the Seattle Rainiers of the Pacific Coast League with this 1961 replica vintage baseball jersey.

• Moisture-wicking, four-way stretch performance NanoDri Fabric
• Sublimated print
• Breathable
• Full-button placket collar
• Tagless
• Athletic comfort fit meant to be worn tucked or untucked
• Easy maintenance (machine wash cold and tumble dry) 
  
• Colors: Cream base with red and navy text and piping

Free Personalization
Add your own number - custom personalization is free. 

*If you do not specify a custom name and number in the boxes above, your jersey will not include a name and number.*

Rep the Montgomery Rebels of the Southeastern League with this 1948 replica vintage baseball jersey.

• Moisture-wicking, four-way stretch performance NanoDri Fabric
• Sublimated print
• Breathable
• Zipper placket collar
• Tagless
• Athletic comfort fit meant to be worn tucked or untucked
• Easy maintenance (machine wash cold and tumble dry) 
  
• Colors: Gray flannel base with royal text and piping

Free Personalization
Add your own number - custom personalization is free. 

*If you do not specify a custom name and number in the boxes above, your jersey will not include a name and number.*

Rep the Minneapolis Millers of the American Association with this 1951 replica vintage baseball jersey.

• Moisture-wicking, four-way stretch performance NanoDri Fabric
• Sublimated print
• Breathable
• Full-button placket collar
• Tagless
• Athletic comfort fit meant to be worn tucked or untucked
• Easy maintenance (machine wash cold and tumble dry) 
  
• Colors: Gray flannel base with orange and black text and piping

Free Personalization
Add your own number - custom personalization is free. 

*If you do not specify a custom name and number in the boxes above, your jersey will not include a name and number.*

Rep the Santurce Cangrejeros of the Liga de Béisbol Semi-Profesional de Puerto Rico with this 1954 replica baseball jersey.

• Moisture-wicking, four-way stretch performance NanoDri Fabric
• Sublimated print
• Breathable
• Full-button placket collar
• Tagless
• Athletic comfort fit meant to be worn tucked or untucked
• Easy maintenance (machine wash cold and tumble dry) 
  
• Colors: Gray flannel base with royal/white/red

Free Personalization
Add your own number - custom personalization is free. 

*If you do not specify a custom name and number in the boxes above, your jersey will not include a name and number.*

Rep the barstorming House of David with this 1921 replica baseball jersey.

• Moisture-wicking, four-way stretch performance NanoDri Fabric
• Sublimated print
• Breathable
• Full-button placket collar
• Tagless
• Athletic comfort fit meant to be worn tucked or untucked
• Easy maintenance (machine wash cold and tumble dry) 
  
• Colors: Cream base with navy text and pinstripes

Free Personalization
Add your own number - custom personalization is free. 

*If you do not specify a custom name and number in the boxes above, your jersey will not include a name and number.*

Rep the Hiroshima Carp of Japan's Central League with this 1952 replica baseball jersey.

• Moisture-wicking, four-way stretch performance NanoDri Fabric
• Sublimated print
• Breathable
• Full-button placket collar
• Tagless
• Athletic comfort fit meant to be worn tucked or untucked
• Easy maintenance (machine wash cold and tumble dry) 
  
• Colors: Gray flannel base with navy and orange text

Free Personalization
Add your own number - custom personalization is free. 

*If you do not specify a custom name and number in the boxes above, your jersey will not include a name and number.*

Rep the Havana Cubans of the Florida International League with this 1947 replica baseball jersey.

• Moisture-wicking, four-way stretch performance NanoDri Fabric
• Sublimated print
• Breathable
• Full-button placket collar
• Tagless
• Athletic comfort fit meant to be worn tucked or untucked
• Easy maintenance (machine wash cold and tumble dry) 
  
• Colors: Cream base with royal text/piping and red piping

Free Personalization
Add your own number - custom personalization is free. 

*If you do not specify a custom name and number in the boxes above, your jersey will not include a name and number.*

Rep the Havana Sugar Kings of the International League with this 1959 replica baseball jersey.

• Moisture-wicking, four-way stretch performance NanoDri Fabric
• Sublimated print
• Breathable
• Full-button placket collar
• Tagless
• Athletic comfort fit meant to be worn tucked or untucked
• Easy maintenance (machine wash cold and tumble dry) 
  
• Colors: White base with red

Free Personalization
Add your own number - custom personalization is free. 

*If you do not specify a custom name and number in the boxes above, your jersey will not include a name and number.*

Rep the Atlanta Crackers of the Southern Association with this 1957 replica baseball jersey.

• Moisture-wicking, four-way stretch performance NanoDri Fabric
• Sublimated print
• Breathable
• Full-button placket collar
• Tagless
• Athletic comfort fit meant to be worn tucked or untucked
• Easy maintenance (machine wash cold and tumble dry) 
  
• Colors: White base with navy and red

Free Personalization
Add your own number - custom personalization is free. 

*If you do not specify a custom name and number in the boxes above, your jersey will not include a name and number.*

Rep the Memphis Chicks of the Southern Association with this 1944 replica baseball jersey.

• Moisture-wicking, four-way stretch performance NanoDri Fabric
• Sublimated print
• Breathable
• Zipper placket collar
• Tagless
• Athletic comfort fit meant to be worn tucked or untucked
• Easy maintenance (machine wash cold and tumble dry) 
  
• Colors: Cream base with royal text/piping and navy pinstripes

Free Personalization
Add your own number - custom personalization is free. 

*If you do not specify a custom name and number in the boxes above, your jersey will not include a name and number.*

Rep the Hartford Chiefs of the Eastern League with this 1949 replica baseball jersey.

• Moisture-wicking, four-way stretch performance NanoDri Fabric
• Sublimated print
• Breathable
• Full-button placket
• Tagless
• Athletic comfort fit meant to be worn tucked or untucked
• Easy maintenance (machine wash cold and tumble dry) 
  
• Colors: Cream base with navy and red

Free Personalization
Add your own number - custom personalization is free. 

*If you do not specify a custom name and number in the boxes above, your jersey will not include a name and number.*

Rep the Brooklyn Tip-Tops of the Federal League with this 1914 replica baseball jersey.

• Moisture-wicking, four-way stretch performance NanoDri Fabric
• Sublimated print
• Breathable
• Shibe button placket collar
• Tagless
• Athletic comfort fit meant to be worn tucked or untucked
• Easy maintenance (machine wash cold and tumble dry) 
  
• Colors: Cream base and royal

Free Personalization
Add your own number - custom personalization is free. 

*If you do not specify a custom name and number in the boxes above, your jersey will not include a name and number.*