Oh, Fudge! This custom hockey jersey is perfect for all Christmas Story fans! Add your own back name and number at no extra charge. This jersey is custom-made to order.

Details
We double-dog dare you to check out the features on this jersey - a vintage base cream color, a Christmas sweater pattern, Ralphie in his infamous bunny suit on the top of the shoulders, sleeve numbers, and Mr. Parker's prized leg lamp on the front. The front 'F' stands for, you guessed it, Fra-gee-lay.

Free personalization
Add your own name and number for free! 

Get inverted. This jersey can be your wingman anytime.

Free Personalization
Add your own front/back name and number for free. 

*If you do not specify a custom name and number in the boxes above, your jersey will not include a name and number.*

Hey you guys! You'll have no problem buying this jersey after you find One-Eyed Willy's treasure.

This custom full-button baseball jersey features a red base color, gold and black piping and text, red buttons, and a 'Never Say Die' Goon Docks flag on the left sleeve.

Free Personalization
Add your own custom name and number for free.

*If you do not specify a custom name and number in the boxes above, your jersey will not include a name and number.*

Hey you guys! You'll have no problem buying this jersey after you find One-Eyed Willy's treasure.

This custom full-button baseball jersey features a black base color, gold piping and text, black buttons, and a 'Never Say Die' Goon Docks flag on the left sleeve.

Free Personalization
Add your own custom name and number for free.

*If you do not specify a custom name and number in the boxes above, your jersey will not include a name and number.*

Pull-up in the Trans Am, pop the collar on the denim jacket, and max the volume to 'The Stroke'. Just make sure this jersey is on under said denim jacket.

The jersey features a white base, red lettering and piping, and a 'Joseph Knibb Memorial 1995' keystone on the left sleeve.

Free Personalization
Add your own name and number - custom personalization is free. 

*If you do not specify a custom name and number in the boxes above, your jersey will not include a name and number.*

Oh, Fudge! This custom baseball jersey is perfect for all Christmas Story fans! Rest assured, there's no chance you'll shoot your eyes out with this one-of-a-kind jersey. 

We double-dog dare you to check out the features on this jersey - a vintage base cream color, red and dark green piping and text, Ralphie in his infamous bunny suit and Mr. Parker's prized leg lamp on the front, Higbees logo on the left sleeve, the Chop Suey Palace logo on the right sleeve, a Red Rider logo on the back collar, and plenty of Easter eggs inside the collar.

Free Personalization
Add your own name and number - custom personalization is free. 

*If you do not specify a custom name and number in the boxes above, your jersey will not include a name and number.*

Form the Flying V and grab this jersey before Coach Bombay starts conditioning drills. Knuckle Puck not included.

Free Personalization
Add your own custom name or number, or leave it blank. We don't care, it's your jersey. Custom personalization is free.

*If you do not specify a custom name and number in the boxes above, your jersey will not include a name and number.

Rep the infamous town of Haddonfield! This jersey features Michael's weapon of choice and the movie's classic pumpkin face.

Free Personalization
Add your own name and number - custom personalization is free. 

*If you do not specify a custom name and number in the boxes above, your jersey will not include a name and number.*

“Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.” But wearing the only Animal House 'College' baseball jersey on the planet is the best way to live.

Free Personalization
Add your own custom name or number, or leave it blank. We don't care, it's your jersey. Custom personalization is free.

*If you do not specify a custom name and number in the boxes above, your jersey will not include a name and number.

You find a pair of MJ's shoes? You need to find this jersey next.

Free Personalization
Add your own custom name or number, or leave them blank. We don't care, it's your jersey. Custom personalization is free.

*If you do not specify a custom name and number in the boxes above, your jersey will not include a name and number.

Free Personalization
Add your own custom name or number, or leave them blank. We don't care, it's your jersey. Custom personalization is free.

*If you do not specify a custom name and number in the boxes above, your jersey will not include a name and number.*

Free Personalization
Add your own custom name or number, or leave them blank. We don't care, it's your jersey. Custom personalization is free.

*If you do not specify a custom name and number in the boxes above, your jersey will not include a name and number.*

You may be banned from men's basketball, but this Juwanna Mann jersey will get you back in the game's good graces.

Free Personalization
Add your own custom name or number, or leave them blank. We don't care, it's your Juwanna Mann jersey. Custom personalization is free.

*If you do not specify a custom name and number in the boxes above, your jersey will not include a name and number.

The "Saturday Game" is different this time - join John Biebe and the crew and show the world what Mystery, Alaska is all about. This jersey is custom-made to order.

Details:
This custom replica hockey jersey from the 'Mystery, Alaska' movie includes free customization with your own name and number (or use the character's original name and number). 

Colors:
Brown base, with black and cream text and accents (with a white lace-up collar).

Free Personalization:
Add your own custom name and number for free!

Rep your fandom with the ultimate Showgirl custom baseball jersey! This jersey is custom made-to-order.

• Moisture-wicking, four-way stretch performance NanoDri Fabric
• Available in Adult, Women's, Youth, and Toddler sizes
• Breathable and Tagless
• Full-button placket
  
• Athletic comfort fit meant to be worn tucked or untucked
• Easy maintenance (machine wash cold and tumble dry) 
• Colors: White and seafoam-green text and piping with all-over sparkle pattern

Free Personalization
Add your own name and number - custom personalization is free! 

*If you do not specify a custom name and number in the boxes above, your jersey will not include a name and number.*

Our Derry Floaters Baseball Jersey combines small-town team spirit with sinister Pennywise flair — perfect for horror fans who like their drip a little deadly. Featuring bold “Derry Floaters” script and creepy-cool clown details, it’s game day meets doomsday in one killer fit.

• Moisture-wicking, four-way stretch performance NanoDri Fabric
  
• Available in Adult, Youth, and Toddler sizes
  
• Breathable and Tagless
  
• Full-button placket
  
• Athletic comfort fit meant to be worn tucked or untucked
  
• Easy maintenance (machine wash cold and tumble dry)
  
• Colors: Cream flannel pattern, Orange, Red, and Black
  
• Add your own name and number - custom personalization is free!

*If you do not specify a custom name and number in the boxes above, your jersey will not include a name and number.*

Survive the ice and dominate the rink with the Hoth Wampas Hockey Jersey — the ultimate tribute to the galaxy’s most fearsome snow beast. Designed in crisp Arctic white and icy blue tones, this parody hockey team jersey brings the chilling power of the Wampa from the icy caverns of Hoth straight to your wardrobe.

Features:

• Free personalization - add your own name and number for free!
• Colors: Paradise Blue, Navy, White
• Premium, moisture-wicking NanoDri performance fabric built for comfort and durability
• Crisp sublimated design that won't fade or peel
• Authentic, Lace-up collar
• Reinforced, double-panel elbow and mesh ventilation zones
• Double-layer elbows and shoulders for extra durability during gameplay
• Official “Retro City” tag inside collar for an authentic vintage feel

Perfect For:
>Movie fans, hockey players, and collectors of parody sports gear
>Game nights, conventions, or showing off your icy allegiance
>Anyone who knows victory tastes best when it’s served cold

Whether you’re scoring goals or guarding your cave, the Wampas Hockey Jersey keeps you looking cool — no tauntaun required. 🧊🏒

Step onto the ice (or into the shadows) with the Camp Crystal Lake Slashers Hockey Jersey — a killer blend of retro horror and classic hockey style. This parody team jersey pays tribute to the legendary slasher himself, Jason Voorhees, reimagined as the menacing mascot for the most fearsome team never to make it out of the woods.

• Features:
• Free personalization - add your own name and number for free!
• Colors: Black, Red, Charcoal, Silver
• Premium, moisture-wicking NanoDri performance fabric for all-day comfort on or off the ice
• V-neck collar with reinforced stitching
• Vibrant sublimated graphics that won’t fade or peel
• Double-layer elbows and shoulders for extra durability during gameplay
• Official “Retro City” tag inside collar for an authentic vintage feel

Perfect For:
>Horror fans, Friday the 13th enthusiasts, and hockey lovers alike
>Halloween games, cosplay events, or just repping your favorite fictional team
>Collectors of limited-edition parody sports gear

Whether you’re scoring goals or stalking cabins, the Camp Crystal Lake Slashers jersey lets everyone know — you play for keeps. 🩸🏒

Gear up for a night game you’ll never forget with the Camp Crystal Lake Slashers Hockey Jersey — a bold, high-energy parody tribute to the ultimate horror icon. This jersey features a cartoon-style take on the masked slasher himself, charging forward with a blood-streaked machete in hand, ready to carve up the competition in true Camp Crystal Lake fashion.

The design explodes with action: Jason’s exploding pose, splashes of blood, and cracked-ice beneath his skates create a dynamic, comic-book-meets-slasher vibe. A striking black-white-red palette dominates the jersey, complemented by sleeve stripes and the number 13 for an extra dose of bad-luck energy. Inside the collar, “Crystal Lake” adds an authentic finishing touch for fans who know exactly where the terror began.

Made from our tough, breathable NanoDri performance fabric, this jersey is perfect for hockey players, horror fans, and anyone who likes their sports gear with a little… edge.

Features:

• Free personalization - add your own name and number for free!
• Colors: Black, Red, Charcoal, White
• Premium, moisture-wicking NanoDri performance fabric for all-day comfort on or off the ice
• V-neck collar with reinforced stitching
• Vibrant sublimated graphics that won’t fade or peel
• Double-layer elbows and shoulders for extra durability during gameplay
• “Crystal Lake” inner collar detail for extra fan flair
• Official “Retro City” tag inside collar for an authentic vintage feel

Perfect For:

• Fans of classic horror and Friday-the-13th-inspired parody
• Halloween hockey games, conventions, or standout streetwear
• Collectors of unique, pop-culture-themed jerseys

Rock the rink like a legend of the lake — the Camp Crystal Lake Slashers Hockey Jersey is pure killer style. 🩸🏒

PREMIUM QUALITY GUARANTEE - Produced by Triton, an athletic uniform manufacturer since 2008, our jerseys are designed for the rigors of competition. Because of this, you will find our quality to be far superior to jerseys found elsewhere from those who are not in the athletic manufacturing space.

Learn more about the sublimation decoration process and our NanoDri performance fabric here:
https://retrocitythreads.com/pages/fabric-and-jersey-decoration

*PLEASE CONSULT OUR SIZE CHART*
Since this jersey is custom-made to order, we do not offer size exchanges if your jersey is made correctly according to our size chart.

Step up to the plate like it’s Friday the 13th with the Camp Crystal Lake Slashers Baseball Jersey — a wickedly stylish parody tribute to the legendary masked menace himself, Jason Voorhees. Designed for horror fans who love a little blood-splatter flair with their ballgame, this jersey blends classic pinstripe baseball aesthetics with slasher-movie attitude.

The front features a bold “Camp Crystal Lake” script slashed across the chest by a stylized machete graphic. The black-and-red vertical pinstripes drip with subtle splatter accents, giving the jersey a gritty, cinematic edge.

Crafted from lightweight, breathable NanoDri performance fabric, this button-up jersey is perfect for casual wear, conventions, horror marathons, or your next pickup game in the woods (just don’t split up).

Features:

• Free personalization - add your own name and number for free!
• Colors: Black, Red, White
• Available in Adult, Youth, and Toddler sizes
• Athletic comfort fit meant to be worn tucked or untucked
• Easy maintenance (machine wash cold and tumble dry)
• Premium, moisture-wicking NanoDri performance fabric for all-day comfort
• Button-up front with classic baseball jersey styling
• Bold, crisp sublimated graphics that will never crack or fade
• Crisp red sleeve trim and horror-inspired details throughout

Perfect For:

• Horror fans and Friday-the-13th enthusiasts
• Conventions, Halloween games, and standout streetwear
• Anyone who wants a jersey with killer personality

Bring your A-game — the Camp Crystal Lake Slashers Baseball Jersey is a cut above the rest. 🩸⚾

Strike up the band and hit the ice in true polka style with the Kenosha Kickers Polka Kings of the Midwest Hockey Jersey — a joyful parody tribute to Gus Polinski’s legendary touring band from Home Alone.

Sporting a bold golden-yellow and maroon color scheme, the front features a large accordion crest emblazoned with “Gus Polinski’s Kenosha Kickers” and the iconic “Polka polka polka!” tagline. The lace-up collar adds classic hockey authenticity, while the inside neck print proudly chants POLKA POLKA POLKA!, making every wear feel like you’re about to hop in a van with John Candy.

Crafted from our premium, breathable NanoDri performance fabric, this jersey is perfect for concerts, holiday parties, pickup games, or your next polka-themed gathering.

Features:

• Free personalization - add your own name and number for free!
• Colors: Gold, Cardinal, White
• Available in Adult and Youth sizes
• Premium, moisture-wicking NanoDri performance fabric for all-day comfort on or off the ice
• Dual-reinforced stitching
• Vibrant sublimated graphics that won’t crack, fade or peel
• Double-layer elbows and shoulders for extra durability during gameplay
• Interior neck print: POLKA POLKA POLKA

Perfect For:

• Fans of Home Alone and Gus Polinski
• Holiday parties, themed events, and novelty hockey nights
• Anyone who wants to rep the true Polka Kings of the Midwest

Grab your clarinet, hop in the van, and hit the rink — the Kenosha Kickers Hockey Jersey brings big polka energy wherever it goes. 🎺🏒

*PLEASE CONSULT OUR SIZE CHART*
Since this jersey is custom-made to order, we do not offer size exchanges if your jersey is made correctly according to our size chart.