Survive the ice and dominate the rink with the Hoth Wampas Hockey Jersey — the ultimate tribute to the galaxy’s most fearsome snow beast. Designed in crisp Arctic white and icy blue tones, this parody hockey team jersey brings the chilling power of the Wampa from the icy caverns of Hoth straight to your wardrobe.

Features:

• Free personalization - add your own name and number for free!
• Colors: Paradise Blue, Navy, White
• Premium, moisture-wicking NanoDri performance fabric built for comfort and durability
• Crisp sublimated design that won't fade or peel
• Authentic, Lace-up collar
• Reinforced, double-panel elbow and mesh ventilation zones
• Double-layer elbows and shoulders for extra durability during gameplay
• Official “Retro City” tag inside collar for an authentic vintage feel

Perfect For:
>Movie fans, hockey players, and collectors of parody sports gear
>Game nights, conventions, or showing off your icy allegiance
>Anyone who knows victory tastes best when it’s served cold

Whether you’re scoring goals or guarding your cave, the Wampas Hockey Jersey keeps you looking cool — no tauntaun required. 🧊🏒

Step onto the ice (or into the shadows) with the Camp Crystal Lake Slashers Hockey Jersey — a killer blend of retro horror and classic hockey style. This parody team jersey pays tribute to the legendary slasher himself, Jason Voorhees, reimagined as the menacing mascot for the most fearsome team never to make it out of the woods.

• Features:
• Free personalization - add your own name and number for free!
• Colors: Black, Red, Charcoal, Silver
• Premium, moisture-wicking NanoDri performance fabric for all-day comfort on or off the ice
• V-neck collar with reinforced stitching
• Vibrant sublimated graphics that won’t fade or peel
• Double-layer elbows and shoulders for extra durability during gameplay
• Official “Retro City” tag inside collar for an authentic vintage feel

Perfect For:
>Horror fans, Friday the 13th enthusiasts, and hockey lovers alike
>Halloween games, cosplay events, or just repping your favorite fictional team
>Collectors of limited-edition parody sports gear

Whether you’re scoring goals or stalking cabins, the Camp Crystal Lake Slashers jersey lets everyone know — you play for keeps. 🩸🏒

Suit up for justice (and maybe a little chaos) with the Knights of the Night Hockey Jersey — inspired by Dwight's hilariously intense vigilante club. Whether you’re patrolling Scranton or just patrolling the rink, this jersey lets you represent Dunder Mifflin’s most self-serious hero squad in bold style.

Featuring a striking black-and-red design, the jersey showcases the Knights of the Night emblem — a minimalist knight helmet encircled by the team’s name. The subtle “C” on the chest marks you as captain of your own crusade, while the inside collar proudly declares, “We Are Unarmed,” a true nod to Dwight's legendary quote.

Made from premium, breathable NanoDri fabric, it’s perfect for both game days and casual cosplay. The lace-up neck and athletic striping give it an authentic hockey look with a tongue-in-cheek twist that any Office fan will appreciate.

Features:

• Free personalization - add your own name and number for free!
• Colors: Black and red
• Premium, moisture-wicking NanoDri performance fabric built for comfort and durability
• Crisp sublimated design that won't fade or peel
• Authentic, Lace-up collar
• Reinforced, double-panel elbow and mesh ventilation zones
• Double-layer elbows and shoulders for extra durability during gameplay
• “We Are Unarmed” neck tag for authentic Knights of the Night flair
• Official “Retro City” tag inside collar for an authentic vintage feel

Perfect For:
>Fans of The Office and Dwight’s unforgettable alter egos
>Cosplay, themed hockey nights, or rewatch marathons
>Anyone who fights crime… responsibly… and after work hours

Defend Scranton’s streets — or just your team’s goal — with the Knights of the Night Hockey Jersey. Justice has never looked this good. 🛡️🏒

PREMIUM QUALITY GUARANTEE - Produced by Triton, an athletic uniform manufacturer since 2008, our jerseys are designed for the rigors of competition. Because of this, you will find our quality to be far superior to jerseys found elsewhere from those who are not in the athletic manufacturing space.

Learn more about the sublimation decoration process and our NanoDri performance fabric here:
https://retrocitythreads.com/pages/fabric-and-jersey-decoration

*PLEASE CONSULT OUR SIZE CHART*
Since this jersey is custom-made to order, we do not offer size exchanges if your jersey is made correctly according to our size chart.

Gear up for a night game you’ll never forget with the Camp Crystal Lake Slashers Hockey Jersey — a bold, high-energy parody tribute to the ultimate horror icon. This jersey features a cartoon-style take on the masked slasher himself, charging forward with a blood-streaked machete in hand, ready to carve up the competition in true Camp Crystal Lake fashion.

The design explodes with action: Jason’s exploding pose, splashes of blood, and cracked-ice beneath his skates create a dynamic, comic-book-meets-slasher vibe. A striking black-white-red palette dominates the jersey, complemented by sleeve stripes and the number 13 for an extra dose of bad-luck energy. Inside the collar, “Crystal Lake” adds an authentic finishing touch for fans who know exactly where the terror began.

Made from our tough, breathable NanoDri performance fabric, this jersey is perfect for hockey players, horror fans, and anyone who likes their sports gear with a little… edge.

Features:

• Free personalization - add your own name and number for free!
• Colors: Black, Red, Charcoal, White
• Premium, moisture-wicking NanoDri performance fabric for all-day comfort on or off the ice
• V-neck collar with reinforced stitching
• Vibrant sublimated graphics that won’t fade or peel
• Double-layer elbows and shoulders for extra durability during gameplay
• “Crystal Lake” inner collar detail for extra fan flair
• Official “Retro City” tag inside collar for an authentic vintage feel

Perfect For:

• Fans of classic horror and Friday-the-13th-inspired parody
• Halloween hockey games, conventions, or standout streetwear
• Collectors of unique, pop-culture-themed jerseys

Rock the rink like a legend of the lake — the Camp Crystal Lake Slashers Hockey Jersey is pure killer style. 🩸🏒

PREMIUM QUALITY GUARANTEE - Produced by Triton, an athletic uniform manufacturer since 2008, our jerseys are designed for the rigors of competition. Because of this, you will find our quality to be far superior to jerseys found elsewhere from those who are not in the athletic manufacturing space.

Learn more about the sublimation decoration process and our NanoDri performance fabric here:
https://retrocitythreads.com/pages/fabric-and-jersey-decoration

*PLEASE CONSULT OUR SIZE CHART*
Since this jersey is custom-made to order, we do not offer size exchanges if your jersey is made correctly according to our size chart.

Strike up the band and hit the ice in true polka style with the Kenosha Kickers Polka Kings of the Midwest Hockey Jersey — a joyful parody tribute to Gus Polinski’s legendary touring band from Home Alone.

Sporting a bold golden-yellow and maroon color scheme, the front features a large accordion crest emblazoned with “Gus Polinski’s Kenosha Kickers” and the iconic “Polka polka polka!” tagline. The lace-up collar adds classic hockey authenticity, while the inside neck print proudly chants POLKA POLKA POLKA!, making every wear feel like you’re about to hop in a van with John Candy.

Crafted from our premium, breathable NanoDri performance fabric, this jersey is perfect for concerts, holiday parties, pickup games, or your next polka-themed gathering.

Features:

• Free personalization - add your own name and number for free!
• Colors: Gold, Cardinal, White
• Available in Adult and Youth sizes
• Premium, moisture-wicking NanoDri performance fabric for all-day comfort on or off the ice
• Dual-reinforced stitching
• Vibrant sublimated graphics that won’t crack, fade or peel
• Double-layer elbows and shoulders for extra durability during gameplay
• Interior neck print: POLKA POLKA POLKA

Perfect For:

• Fans of Home Alone and Gus Polinski
• Holiday parties, themed events, and novelty hockey nights
• Anyone who wants to rep the true Polka Kings of the Midwest

Grab your clarinet, hop in the van, and hit the rink — the Kenosha Kickers Hockey Jersey brings big polka energy wherever it goes. 🎺🏒

*PLEASE CONSULT OUR SIZE CHART*
Since this jersey is custom-made to order, we do not offer size exchanges if your jersey is made correctly according to our size chart.

”Well, there’s nothing better than a fart. Except kids falling off bikes, maybe.” We guarantee that this Sudbury Bulldogs jersey is better than a fart. But we'll leave the comparison to kids falling off bikes to you.

Details
This v-neck hockey jersey is custom-made to order with whatever name or number you want. It features a black base color with white and columbia blue numbers, the Sudbury Bulldogs logo on the front, and sleeve numbers.

Built for competition
This jersey features Double Reinforced Shoulders and Elbows, as well as extra elbow room to accomodate for pads.

Free Personalization
Add your own name and number (and pick your front letter) for free!