The Wet Bandits didn't fare so well in their return to crime at the hands of Kevin and the pigeon lady. But you can commemorate their (albeit short) reign of terror in New York by grabbing the world's first Wet Bandits baseball jersey. Paying tribute to Marv and Harry, this baseball jersey features a cream base, Christmas-themed green and red, and a classic 'Wet Bandits' script.

Free Personalization
Add your own name and number - custom personalization is free. 

*If you do not specify a custom name and number in the boxes above, your jersey will not include a name and number.*

The Polka Kings of the Midwest! Join Gus Polinski and the rest of the gang in a van from Scranton to Milwaukee (with a pitstop in Chicago, of course). Paying tribute to the Kenosha Kickers, this baseball jersey features a gold base, maroon text, Kenosha Kickers logo on the left sleeve, and Gus's beer mug on the front with an optional front name (as well as your back name, of course). 

Free Personalization
Add your own FRONT and BACK name and number - custom personalization is free. 

*If you do not specify a custom name and number in the boxes above, your jersey will not include a name and number.*

Oh, Fudge! This custom baseball jersey is perfect for all Christmas Story fans! Rest assured, there's no chance you'll shoot your eyes out with this one-of-a-kind jersey. 

We double-dog dare you to check out the features on this jersey - a vintage base cream color, red and dark green piping and text, Ralphie in his infamous bunny suit and Mr. Parker's prized leg lamp on the front, Higbees logo on the left sleeve, the Chop Suey Palace logo on the right sleeve, a Red Rider logo on the back collar, and plenty of Easter eggs inside the collar.

Free Personalization
Add your own name and number - custom personalization is free. 

*If you do not specify a custom name and number in the boxes above, your jersey will not include a name and number.*

Oh, Fudge! This custom hockey jersey is perfect for all Christmas Story fans! Add your own back name and number at no extra charge. This jersey is custom-made to order.

Details
We double-dog dare you to check out the features on this jersey - a vintage base cream color, a Christmas sweater pattern, Ralphie in his infamous bunny suit on the top of the shoulders, sleeve numbers, and Mr. Parker's prized leg lamp on the front. The front 'F' stands for, you guessed it, Fra-gee-lay.

Free personalization
Add your own name and number for free! 

Strike up the band and hit the ice in true polka style with the Kenosha Kickers Polka Kings of the Midwest Hockey Jersey — a joyful parody tribute to Gus Polinski’s legendary touring band from Home Alone.

Sporting a bold golden-yellow and maroon color scheme, the front features a large accordion crest emblazoned with “Gus Polinski’s Kenosha Kickers” and the iconic “Polka polka polka!” tagline. The lace-up collar adds classic hockey authenticity, while the inside neck print proudly chants POLKA POLKA POLKA!, making every wear feel like you’re about to hop in a van with John Candy.

Crafted from our premium, breathable NanoDri performance fabric, this jersey is perfect for concerts, holiday parties, pickup games, or your next polka-themed gathering.

Features:

• Free personalization - add your own name and number for free!
• Colors: Gold, Cardinal, White
• Available in Adult and Youth sizes
• Premium, moisture-wicking NanoDri performance fabric for all-day comfort on or off the ice
• Dual-reinforced stitching
• Vibrant sublimated graphics that won’t crack, fade or peel
• Double-layer elbows and shoulders for extra durability during gameplay
• Interior neck print: POLKA POLKA POLKA

Perfect For:

• Fans of Home Alone and Gus Polinski
• Holiday parties, themed events, and novelty hockey nights
• Anyone who wants to rep the true Polka Kings of the Midwest

Grab your clarinet, hop in the van, and hit the rink — the Kenosha Kickers Hockey Jersey brings big polka energy wherever it goes. 🎺🏒

*PLEASE CONSULT OUR SIZE CHART*
Since this jersey is custom-made to order, we do not offer size exchanges if your jersey is made correctly according to our size chart.